Thanks Maurice!

It doesn't say it in this article, but may in updates. Apparently Maurice Clarett once again got in trouble with the law last night. The one time star running back for the Ohio State Buckeyes, one time Denver Broncos washout and recent signee of the Youngstown Hitmen, was stopped for making an illegal U-turn, and made a break for it. When the cops finally caught up with him, he had a small arsenal, an open bottle of Vodka, a hatchet and a few other things. Still not willing to give in, police tasered him. The taser didn't do any good though, because Maurice was wearing a bullet proof vest.

I didn't know. My trusty bullet proof vest is also good against a taser. Thanks, Maurice, for saving me the money of going out and buying a taser proof one.