Danica Patrick is a lightweight

The Indy Racing League is having a fit over little Danica Patrick, the 100 pound girly girl who came oh so close to winning the Indy 500 last weekend. Indy cars have to conform to very strict weight limits, but they are weighed sans fuel or driver. The fat boys are complaining that the 100 pound girl makes her total car weight lighter, and gives her an unfair advantage. OK, so it happens with jockeys in horse racing too. If you get a lighter person in a horse race, that's not cheating. It's just smart. This is the same thing. The fat asses need to shut up and quit whining. Who knows. If they keep their mouths shut long enough, they might lose a pound or two. Back away from the Krispy Kremes guys.

Of course, my opinion has nothing to do with the fact that I think she's also pretty damn cute. Check the link.

Danica the fox