Martha, Martha, Martha! Why is it always Martha?!?

Martha Stewart tripped over her own ego, yet again. The kitchen kween thought she was at the end of her home confinement, only to find her efforts to skirt her sentence were discovered, and will make her a SAHB (stay at home bitch) for just a bit longer.

This woman is supposedly trying to keep a low profile while flaunting the idea that she is above the hoi polloi and their laws. How does she think that'll play out? In a country where people who think they are above the rest are usually villified (unless of course their zip code is 90210 or they play professional sports), especially when they're emerging from a prison sentence and have a growing reputation for snobbery, a low profile is setting the bar pretty high. Remember Leona Helmsley?

This is only my opinion, and God knows, not that many people take that all too seriously, but hey Martha (because I know she reads my little corner of the world), you might just want to settle in with Nick at Nite for a few weeks till this all runs its course, before you really piss off all those little people who pay your bills.