concept stolen from some guy on the radio, but I thought it was funny enough to share

I'd like to give credit where it's due, but I'm not sure who I stole this from. Maybe Andrew Siciliano?? If I could remember the guy's name and the complete quoted line, I'd use that (because it's funnier than my version), but this is close enough.


Hey A-Rod and Yankee Stadium. Williamsport just called. They're tired of seeing your cheap home runs. You've embarassed them so much that they want everyone to know they'll be moving the fences back for the Little League World Series.