the Onion gets it right again

Every now and then the Onion comes up with a real gem of a parody. Yes, the story's fake, but the point is dead on. It really is sad when Raleigh, North Carolina is the home of the Stanley Cup and nobody there knows it or cares much. It'd be a lot like the U.S. winning the World Cup. That thing really needs to be won by a Canadian team, where the people truly appreciate it, instead of in a town where people are biding their time for college basketball season.