Anna Nicole Smith dies

In news that will reduce the incomes of a few dozen lawyers, Anna Nicole Smith died today at the age of 39. She was found by her nurse, unresponsive in her hotel. They tried CPR to no avail. I don't know what to make of that. I mean, I travel occasionally, but I have yet to do it with a personal nurse, and I'm a year or two older than Anna. Her mom hints that drugs may be involved. Well, DUH! I don't want to condemn the woman without any proof, but I'll admit, I wouldn't be surprised. Everything surrounding her has been off the wall for a very long time, but I feel sorry for the baby she left behind.

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