WARNING: Weightless orgasm can be hazardous to your mental health

I think it was Tom Clancy who said the difference between the real world and fiction is that fiction has to make sense. Here we have yet another case where the real world can just take a turn into bizarro land.

Apparently some married female astronaut drove from Houston to Orlando wearing adult diapers (because you know those pee stops are real time killers) in an attempt to kidnap (or kill???) another female astronaut because she considered the second a rival for the affections of some male astronaut (who isn't her husband). Yet she claims her relationship with said male astronaut is less than romantic. So...what? No emotions involved. They're just friends with benefits? Yet you're willing to road trip from Houston to Orlando in a diaper, risk everything you now have, and commit a felony to remove the threat of competition. Ooookaaaaaay then. I wonder if this is one of the side effects of joining the bazillion mile high club.