DeSean Jackson - ultra maroon

OK, in the general scheme of things, it really didn't matter that much in last night's wild Dallas/Philly football game. After all, Philadelphia scored on the next play anyway, and Dallas still won regardless of that....BUT

Football isn't anywhere close to rocket science. Get the ball over the goal line....the key word being "OVER". Don't be worrying about the cute end zone dance you've got all choreographed and plan to execute in a few seconds. Get the freakin' ball over the line first. Have an ounce of focus. Do NOT flip the ball out of your hands a step before you get there...and then have the balls to hot dog in the back of the end zone like you actually did something.

I know, I know. If they were rocket scientists, they'd be workin' at the cape. He wasn't the first and I'm sure he won't be the last, and I'm also sure there are ways to look like a bigger idiot. I may have actually executed one of those in my lifetime. Then again, maybe not.