the draft is coming...

It has been leaked, with the first pick in this year's NFL draft, the St. Louis Rams will select Barak Obama. An unnamed source inside the Rams camp was quoted as saying, "True, the man's done nothing in football and skipped the combine, but he has unlimited potential and huge upside. It was good enough for the Nobel Peace Prize selection committee. It's good enough for us, and we think he'll put butts in seats. Can we sign him? Yes we can!"