Nancy Grace
Yes, last night was spent doing the same sort of thing the night before was....taking in the devastation. To clarify something I said yesterday, Nancy Grace (she who I ranted about yesterday) is on Headline News. Last night she was more cordial, talking to National Guard leaders, experts on martial law and a reporter in Biloxi. She at least allowed them to answer her questions, maybe because she had no opposing opinion.
She did do one thing I found funny. She asked the Biloxi reporter what people were doing for food, and he told her they were bar-b-queing whatever they had in the way of meat before it spoiled. As soon as he said that, she launched into him.
People are bar-b-queing? How? They have no lights! They have no electricity! They have no gas! How are they bar-b-queing?
Well Nancy, have you ever put food on a grill or do your obnoxious pit bull instincts flow into your eating habits? Most of us don't devour our prey while it's still alive. In the absence of lights, electricity and gas, if you want to actually cook food before you eat it, charcoal is about all you have and therefore...bar-b-queing. It is precisely because you have nothing else that you are relying on the old Weber.
In the words of Bugs Bunny. What an ultra-maroon!
(Can ya guess? I don't like her.)
She did do one thing I found funny. She asked the Biloxi reporter what people were doing for food, and he told her they were bar-b-queing whatever they had in the way of meat before it spoiled. As soon as he said that, she launched into him.
People are bar-b-queing? How? They have no lights! They have no electricity! They have no gas! How are they bar-b-queing?
Well Nancy, have you ever put food on a grill or do your obnoxious pit bull instincts flow into your eating habits? Most of us don't devour our prey while it's still alive. In the absence of lights, electricity and gas, if you want to actually cook food before you eat it, charcoal is about all you have and therefore...bar-b-queing. It is precisely because you have nothing else that you are relying on the old Weber.
In the words of Bugs Bunny. What an ultra-maroon!
(Can ya guess? I don't like her.)
John put this out here at 12:24 PM
3 Comments:
You are just lucky you didn't catch Nancy Grace during Michael Jackson's trial! (She was hard to avoid, but just as obnoxious as you describe.) I'm enjoying reading your opinions - but just wonder: what's with the sort-of-porn pictures on your site? Seems out of character with the rest of your content, is all...
babe-a day...you'd have to go back through the archives to find when I added that. It's a no maintenance way of getting an audience and in my opinion, tastefully done. I don't think any of the pictures that go through that loop are pornographic, and let's be honest. I have no problem with eye candy.
That's cool - I was just wondering if it was a test of the new flag-for-content option on blogger. Sorry - I should have read the archives. Enjoy!
Post a Comment
<< Home