Thursday, September 29, 2005

lessons from traffic court

Taken from the local fish wrap.

Lesson 1: Do not watch porn in your car. Apparently someone had porn on the little DVD screen in their vehicle at a stop light. The cop was about three cars back watching the reaction of children in the surrounding cars to what was obviously somone doing the horizontal mambo, though perhaps in more ways than just horizontally, on the screen. The screen in your car should not be confused with the privacy of your own home. It could land you in court.

Lesson 2: If you are going to ask a cop for directions, it's best to do it sober. I don't think I have to explain further.


Blogger Painter Lady said...

I don't watch porn in the car, nor do I talk on a cell phone and drive... both interfer with masturbation. It's all I can do to concentrate on driving and masturbating!

3:18 PM  

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