dog poop by any other name, smells as sweet

So rumor has it Katie Couric is jumping ship to be the news anchor at CBS. (In my best Dana Carvey, church lady voice,) Isn't that nice. We saw one liberal lackey resign in disgrace after reporting partisan allegations as fact, only to be replaced by another, but of course none of that really matters. News is an objective thing, just facts uncolored by the opinions of the people who report it. After all, they report the news. They don't do comentary. Just ask Katie, or her buddy, Michael Moore, or the folks at Fox.