the queen of my double wide trailer

Oh this is rich. One NASCAR driver's girlfriend lit into another NASCAR driver's girlfriend over a crash the two drivers had in some race. Catfight in the pits! This is just the kind of publicity NASCAR needs to pull it back to its redneck roots (or into an old 80's Dynasty episode). Word has it this used to be a regular occurance in the good ol' days, but with television showing up in the pits and the "sport" trying to clean up its image, I can't imagine anyone at NASCAR corporate headquarters being all too pleased about this. Really, though, what more can you expect? "I tried to smack her with the bumper off the Tide, Winn Dixie, M and M's, Dupont, Penzoil #23 Ford, but she blocked it with the jack handle from the Viagra, Hurst, Quaker State, Interstate, Cheerios, Crown Royal #12 Chevy, and it just got loose." You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but....

...and yes, I realize I'm making one whopping generalization (or two), but as long as rednecks can honk the horn driving past driving ranges because someone told them once golfers don't like noise, I can have fun with rednecks, trailer trash and NASCAR.