Wednesday, March 21, 2007

me and all my lumberyard friends

Got to thinking about the 'white guy' post yesterday, and what it'd be like to hang out with people just like me all the time...or anybody hanging out with people just like them all the time.

"I think I'll vote for Hillary."
"Yup."
"Me too."
"Yup"
"You got that right"

"I think Rush Limbaugh is the second coming of Jesus."
"Yup."
"Me too."
"Yup"
"You got that right"

"I think Rosie O'Donnell is so hot. Too bad she don't like guys."
"Yup."
"Me too."
"Yup"
"You got that right"

"I think we should pass a law saying it's illegal to be poor."
"Yup."
"Me too."
"Yup"
"You got that right"

"I think LeBron's better than Kobe."
"Yup."
"Me too."
"Yup"
"You got that right"

"I think the Jaguars should start Quinn Gray."
"Yup."
"Me too."
"Yup"
"You got that right"

"I think there's a huge difference between a duck."
"Yup."
"Me too."
"Yup"
"You got that right"

"I think I sound like an ass."
"Yup."
"Me too."
"Yup"
"You got that right"

Life could get really old really fast. No discussion, no real ideas, no debate, no stimulation, no friction, no dissention, just everyone living in agreement with whoever opens their mouth and spouts whatever. Thank God there's nobody else out there who thinks exactly like I do and...lucky for them...looks exactly like I do either.

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