spam subjects

Norton does a good job of separating most of the spam e-mail I get at home into a spam folder. I still have to delete the crap though, so each night I start at the top of the list and just scan the sender and subject as I scroll down, making sure nothing from someone important got filed in the wrong place, before I do the mass delete. Last night I saw a subject that just made me wince.

Upgrade your penis.

Something about that sounds extremely wrong, and maybe even painful. What if I don't want to upgrade that part of my body and, what happens if something goes wrong in the upgrade process? Do you back out the change? Just...scary.