I have been verbally challenged

The Jaguars have thrown down the gauntlet, and I'm against the ropes.

I consider myself a half decent writer. No, I'll never work for the daily paper, but I'm pretty good with words, or at least, I used to think so. I usually don't have a problem expressing myself, and can get my point across without too much difficulty.

All that changed yesterday. My football team showed me a performance for which I have no description. I don't have the vocabulary to express SUCK in that strong of a term. It was such an exponentially bad SUCK, a level of SUCK never before experienced in the lumberyard, that maybe someone else can pull off the description...someone more adept with words than I. It's just way beyond my capability.