sigh....it has come to this

The company I work for has season tickets to Jaguar games. They have a skybox and several seats around the 40 yard line, and they get used for marketing...schmoozing with clients and people we'd like very much to become clients. When the box and seats aren't being used for that purpose, they are given to employees whose names are drawn in something akin to a hat. Today, the company boss's assistant sent this via e-mail...


I don't have the heart to draw names for this weekend's game. Surprisingly, no one has requested the tickets this week to entertain clients. (Key word here would be entertainment, or lack thereof) . Or perhaps they saw this weekend's game. But perhaps this weekend was an aberration. Perhaps the Jaguars really aren't THAT bad.
If you want to be in the drawing for tickets to this Sunday's game, e-mail me. I'll collect your names today, and will draw from them tomorrow.
Consider the following before you reply:
1. The game is an 8:30 p.m. kickoff.
2. The game will probably be televised on ESPN (so far, no blackout)
3. Desperate Housewives starts at 9:00 p.m.
4. They stop selling beer at the end of the half
5. The Ponte Vedra Mighty Midgets rushed for more yards on Saturday than the Jaguars did on Sunday.
6. The Mighty Midgets are in Elementary School.

E-mail me if you would like to enter for tickets. If you have already won this year, however, you won't be drawn again.
Ready, set.....